28 Funny Twitter Bios to Brighten Your Day

FUNNY TWITTER BIOS

• I’m not going to stress over you anymore. It isn’t worth it. I tried to work something out but you just ignored it. I’m not trying to say I don’t want you, because I definitely do.
•  I wanted to start an official Twitter page to communicate with the awesome people who are interested in communicating with me. That means you, mom.
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•  1/2 of my brain was removed with the first kid, other 1/2 with the second kid. There’s nothin left.
•    Those who do not do well, teach / those who do not teach well, learn / those who teach do well. /– haiku
•           I like hashtags because they look like waffles #.
•         My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
•       Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.
•         My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos, and sweatpants.
•  . I’m sorry… I wasn’t paying attention to what I was thinking about.
• AE means Bacon And Eggs.
• WiFi, food, my bed. Perfection.
• I hold the key to world peace, but somebody changed the lock.
• Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
• People can change. Just make sure you change for the better.
• My life is about as organized as a $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
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