BEST INSTAGRAM BIOS FOR PROFILE 2020

FUNNY INSTAGRAM BIOS

GOOD INSTAGRAM BIOS

• Knowledge is knowing what today.Wisdom is knowing whether to say it or not
• One person’s LOL is another’s WTF
• I’m not special, I’m just limited edition
• Wifi, Food, my bed, and Perfection.
• That cool moment when I feel proud….when a girl asks “Are you on Instagram?
• It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.
• Me fail English? That’s impossible.
• Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.
• Instagram bio is loading…
• When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for two and a half years.
• DO WHAT YOU FEEL IN YOUR HEART TO BE RIGHT, FOR YOU’LL BE CRITICIZED ANYWAY. – ELEANOR ROOSEVELT.
• Not the guy she told you not to worry about.
• I don’t make mistakes; I date them.
• EDUCATION COSTS MONEY. BUT THEN SO DOES IGNORANCE. – SIR CLAUS MOSER.

• There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.
• THERE CAME A TIME WHEN THE RISK TO REMAIN TIGHT IN THE BUD WAS MORE PAINFUL THAN THE RISK IT TOOK TO BLOSSOM. – 

GOOD QUOTES FOR INSTAGRAM

VERY FUNNY INSTAGRAM BIOS

• My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart
• It’s Weird that all pics shared from Instagram are always blurring.
• Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
• White lips, pale face, I hate the entire human race
• I’m not smart. I just wear glasses.
• I’m starting to like Instagram, which is weird because I hate pictures.
• God bless this hot mess
• Mermaids don’t do homework
• Absolutely awkward, proudest of nerd & geek, decreaser of world sucking
• I absolutely hate Instagram and anything else having to do with hashtags.
• I’m really a giant cupcake. Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice
• Camping is intents
• I was addicted to hokey pokey but I turned myself around
• I prefer my puns intended
• I am coming back to face the reality that a normal day is not beer on the beach or calamari in the belly.
• Just another paper cut survivor
• Only Swag girls are fascinated by hashtags on Facebook.
• You is kind, you is smart, you is important
• I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking.
• I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on HD somewhere.
  Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin
• There shouldn’t be a fear of getting old. It’s the fear of not getting there that scares me.
• Buddy, can you paradigm?
• Putting’ the ‘elation’ in ‘Public Relations’
• OMG no one cares
• I’m real and I hope some of my followers are too.
• Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper.
• A Caffeine dependent life-form
• Born at a very young age
• Currently working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football
• Winner of World’s Best Wife Award (Category: Nagging)
• Fabulous ends in “us” coincidence? I think not
• There’s no such thing as darkness, just an absence of light

   BEST INSTAGRAM BIOS

Hey there! Instagram is using me.

Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my Instagram was drunk.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

Hey there! Be there.

I may be wrong… but I Doubt it!!! My one more password got married yesterday. Falling in love is not a choice. Staying in love is. I don’t discriminate. I hate everyone equally Before you, I never believed in forever. Now, I know that is not long enough to spend with you. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. Silence is the most powerful scream. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. I’m too busy right now, can I ignore you some other time? I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion. I used to be an atheist, But then I realized I’m God.