FUNNY CAPTIONS IN SHORT LINES FOR IG,FB
SHORT LINE VERY FUNNY CAPTIONS
- I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- Dyslexics are teople poo.
- I’m not lazy. I’m just on battery saver mode
- You’re so lucky that I’m terrified of prison
- This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. Oscar Wilde
- to do. Unknown
- Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.
- A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
- Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty
- Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today’s world – an assigned parking space.
- “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one
- The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?”
- “Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.”
- High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.”
- Lucky for you, mirrors can't laugh out loud.
- Relationship Status: COMING SOON
- Hi, I'm James. Let's bond
- LOVE CAPTIONS FOR LOVER
- Can we please go back to the main menu of life? I think I accidentally chose “impossible” mode
- Friends are like boobs: some are real, some are fake.
- Enjoy at least one sunset per day! – Modern Family
- Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!
- Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.
- When nothing goes right, go left
- Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call
- I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
- Friday, my second favorite F word.
- I need a six month holiday, twice a year
- Women drivers rev my engine
- I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me
- Broke his heart, then I asked if he was ok?
- Hey girl, I like the way we finish each others, sandwiches
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